this is why you're fat.

i poked one of my coworkers at the coffeeshop this morning, and felt his hipbones jutting through his skin. i said, "fuck you're skinny," and he goes, "no, i'm poor skinny."

is it bad that my first thought after that was, "so jealous! maybe another couple of months of this and i will be too!"

ugh. living in new york makes me feel fat. this is probably the first time and only time i miss the plump comfort of the midwest.